Publicly disgraced on a coast-to-coast hookup. --. Unfortunately, when Daffy earns a dollar bill, it instantly vanishes. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. cartoon shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck . It becomes increasingly apparent that I'm not wanted around here. You must be the head waiter. Porky Pig reporting for duty, O noble leader. PARRY! Nice bills, good bills. "Another highly useful magic word is hocus-pocus.". This short is exclusive to this film. Well, actually, I was just in the neighborhood, and I--. You know, I think we'll just stay here for a week or 10 days, Oh, give me a home Where the buffalo roam , is equipped to handle any supernatural emergency. I will name him George, and I will hug him, SNOWMAN: And rub him and caress him and--. But I did manage to bring together two lovely couples. I was just testing you. By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigal compass to here, here and then to here, and here. Beatricenancy81. I can still get out of this. Flippety flam. After the repo crew takes away his belongings, Daffy's building is condemned with him still in it. Bugs encounters Count Blood Count, whom the rabbit defeats in a duel of magic words, but Daffy is displeased to hear from him about "getting two couples together". -, "A Methersthmidt. This dressing room is so small I have to step outside to change my mind! You took the words right out of my mouth. We meet on the field of onion! Suffering succotash, what am I waiting for? Remember, that's the same as dialing 555-KWAK. I'm afraid we'll just have to wake somebody up. And I will keep him warm like a mother hen, so he will never feel rejected or lack for love. YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Hideous, terrifying monster? I've been getting lots of calls about suspicious-like activity. Nothing to it, really, for one of my sophisticated wit. The irked Daffy vows to use the money to wipe out ghosts ( la Ghostbusters) such as Cubish. I could use a front man to take some of the lumps. never underestimate the power of the media. I'll give him community service. Come along now, you pusillanimous pussycat, you. Cast Includes. Episode Description: Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive billionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog)---who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on---only to be stymied by Cubish's butler (also a dog). What makes a rabbit look like a rabbit? Daffy Duck's Quackbusters [VHS] Warner Video Big Box Tape Horror Parody 1988! storyboard-to-screen-daffy-ducks-quackbusters-looney-tunes-critic-quickie, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, Duck Dodgers and the Return of the 24th Century, Spike the Bulldog and Chester the Terrier, Bugs Bunny's 3rd Movie: 1001 Rabbit Tales, Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation, Baby Looney Tunes' Eggs-traordinary Adventure, Merrie Melodies Starring Bugs Bunny & Friends, The Gold Diggers' Song (We're in the Money), Justice League: Gods and Monsters Chronicles, The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim, Robot Chicken DC Comics Special 2: Villains in Paradise, Robot Chicken DC Comics Special III: Magical Friendship, Scooby-Doo! This page was last edited on 2 October 2022, at 18:35. On this Wikipedia the language links are at the top of the page across from the article title. Uh "Magic can be performed either by potions. When the city is swept with reports of a tiny elephant, Daffy, presuming this "teensy-elephant thing" to be mere hysteria, hopes to profit by soothing the public with his "expert" testimony. YOU BUST IN HERE AND YOU BUST OUT WITH A WHISTLE AND YOU SNAFU THE WHOLE WORKS! Im forming a Secret Alliance! How about another carrot juice on the rocks? Ferris Wheelhouse. One thing's for sure, I have nowhere else to go but up. Now all I need is some underlings to boss around. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Eventually driving off the butler, Daffy becomes Cubish's jester, taking uncounted pies in the face while Cubish laughs uproariously. I'm winning the whole thing. After the repo crew takes away his desks, the building is condemned and destroyed, with Daffy still inside. After a shot of Cubish's grave is shown where it states that Cubish is still dead, it is revealed that Daffy is back where he started, as a street corner salesman, this time selling paranormal-themed trinkets (including wind-up dolls of Gossamer). The perfect patsy. That's just the advantage I need. $5.60 + $3.50 shipping. that towering colossus of scaly reptilian bulk. A wide collection of trailers, shows, recordings, and other captures on VHS tape. And then in 1988, Daffy Duck's Quackbusters was released, which is considered one of the Looney Tunes' best compilation films and featured another new theatrical short, "The Night of the Living Duck." It was mush, mush, mush all night! It's a dilly. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Daffy Duck : Poor old Bugs. Was it something in your childhood, perhaps? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Community service, huh? Uploaded by: FREEMAN June 19, 2022 at 06:39 PM Director Chuck Jones $10.25. They supply the ghosts and I demand the money. Listen, lady, this ain't no electrician's. he says of Cubish), but his deceased benefactor returns as an unseen ghost, with the intention of taking back his fortune until Daffy agrees to uphold the terms. The film also got aired on Cartoon Network on 21st December 2000. Somebody will be coming to call on you very shortly. Watch that first step, Meadows. It was also one of the two compilation of classic Warner Bros. cartoon shorts not composed by Robert J. Walsh (the other being 1979's The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie, which was composed by Dean Elliott). Hmm. What's that for, bub? He's a killer! It was released to theaters on September 24, 1988. Yup, the supernatural is a wide-open field. Daffy then calls up Bugs, who is leaving following his encounter withCount Blood Count, and together they go up againstHugo the Abominable Snowman, with Hugo repeatedly mistaking Daffy for a rabbit. Get out of here. It was also the only compilation of classicWarner Bros.cartoon shorts not composed by Robert J. Walsh. Looney Tunes Double Feature The Looney Tunes Show Daffy Duck's Quackbusters, Bugs Bunny's 3rd Movie: 1001 Rabbit Tales. Two other articles are used for that scene: one telling the story of a hospital patient asking the general public for help with a blood disorder known as "Acquired Thrombotic Thrombocytopenic Purpura" (aTTP), and the other a clipping of a story describing ongoing embezzlement investigations into then Los Angeles Mayor Tom Bradley. Okay, it's all here. These new simplified tax forms are driving me nuts. Which reminds me, where is that stupid rabbit? "Daffy Duck's Quackbusters" Scripts.com. Remember, that's the same as dialing 555-KWAK. HA! and stroke his bill and rub his pretty feathers. How corny can you get? But I don't mind paying them. "Yes, it had to be me! Daffy Dumas (also known by Sheldon, Idiot Eyes or Armando) Duck is an animated cartoon character produced by Warner Bros. 4:32. Daffy's scream as he got hit by the wrecking ball is both Wile E. Coyote's and Sylvester's screams taken from both ". --. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 animated compilation film featuring classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. Not airing this week. motion picture | Made-for-TV programme or made-for-video/DVD release. Thanks, chum. The irked Daffy vows to use the money to wipe out ghosts ( laGhostbusters) such as Cubish. I'M BEING MURDERED!!! HE NEEDS PEACE AND QUIET! Daffy Duck's Quackbusters June 18, 2014, 10:08 AM In this ducklightful animated feature film, Daffy Duck opens up the ghostbusting Ghouls 'R' Us Agency. [IN NORMAL VOICE] But when some wise guy starts pushing me around. What's that? It's my hobby. The irked Daffy vows to use the money to wipe out ghosts ( la Ghostbusters) such as Cubish. Yes. Web. Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island is a UK VHS release by Warner Home Video on 10th September 1990. Cubish! On August 4, 2009, Warner Home Video will release Daffy Duck's Quackbusters on DVD. I'll see that ingrate ghosts get whiped off the face of the earth! Duck, I seem to be having trouble with my kitchen . Sylvester, you come out of there this instant. "Of utmost importance in the exorcism of spirits. and be showered with goodies by a grateful populace. After Cubish's death soon afterward ("Died Laughing," reports one newspaper), Daffy inherits the Cubish fortune, under the provision that he will use the money to provide a service to the community and follow Cubish's creed to display honesty in business affairs. "Woo Hoo Hoo, they'll never catch this little duck! HYMIE!! ", "OOOOOOH NOOOOOO! Uh, Nosey says: "Do my nostrils detect the overpowering stench. The 1988 short follows Daffy Duck as he inherits the fortune of a man who has died of laughterat the hands of . It is also available on iTunes. Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! ", "Idios, Muchaca! Socit; Collections. I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny's about to die! Daffy Duck and the Quackbusters was an American animated horror-mystery-comedy television series, serving as a sequel to Daffy Duck's Quackbusters, itself based on the Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies franchise, being developed by Greg Ford and Terry Lennon. Save me!" [1] The film was released to theaters by Warner Bros. on September 24, 1988. It's elk season! Things get worse whenEggheadappears as a singing telegram, announcing to Daffy that due to unpaid rent, he is being dispossessed. It is the final Looney Tunes project in which Mel Blanc had been involved. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated. I'll try something a little closer to home. It was the only Looney Tunes compilation film to be aired on HBO in the early 1990s. There's something screwy going on down there. --, "I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a, "I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible. 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